We all think we have the mysterious ability to get away from things we did. Ah! The satisfaction we get by knowing that nobody gets when we are lying. James Bond kinda approach to life. But guess what? We all do these things and we all know get when someone else does that too. (Oh. Bummer.)
So, here’s the list of things you do, but don’t ever speak about. Shh.
1. Ignoring a text on purpose
Yes, we all do that and we all know when we become a victim of it. Sorry, but not sorry pal.
2.Picking your nose
Oh, that nasty thing. We know where that finger has been. Wash your hands, please.
3.Hyping up the group plans that you know will fail
How great it feels to do that! Fake excitement and happiness. You’re a champion.
4.Singing like you’re Beyonce
When nobody’s around you gotta sing that sick note and pull that dance moves. We all are more than bathroom singers.
5.Stalking your enemies more than your friends
We know what that guy we hate did in 2008 on August 08. What was your friend doing on yesterday. Eh?
6.Changing your direction to avoid the people in your way
Because ignoring is better than having awkward moments. Ignoring Forever.
7.Making faces behind people you dislike
The immediate reaction that you hid by turning your face after the arguement was over, we all saw that.
8.Awkwardly agreeing to something that you couldn’t hear
This is mostly done out of awkwardness and politeness. Can’t be pardoned for the 5th time? So, let’s just agree in the embarrassment of your hearing ability.
9.Pretending you’re wearing your pants when you’re not
We all do this. A little bit of extra air here and now should not be offensive.
10.Acting normal while window shopping in big stores
You know what? You at least didn’t steal anything. So, smile at all the same persons who helped you choose nothing.
That was our list. We hope the next time you do all of this, you know that we know that they know.